i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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