Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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