You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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