I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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