you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
don't judge my taste in strippers
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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