allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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