Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
