4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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