bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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