Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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