Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
