Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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