Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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