Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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