piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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