You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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