He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
