I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Randomize
