I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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