I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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