I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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