i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
