even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
