I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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