Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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