ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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