My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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