There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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