Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
wow bdsm is so cute
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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