ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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