is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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