The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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