is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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