billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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