i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Randomize
