Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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