4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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