Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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