office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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