Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we have officially lost it.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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