I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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