sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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