she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Lo siento on account of my penis...
that is very illegal...i love you.
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