is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
