plz talk dirty to me
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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