so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
no you cant smoke seaweed
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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