I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Randomize
