TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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