Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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