I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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