I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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