Don't you send me to vm
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize