I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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