so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
