We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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