I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I need a hoe opinion
go on
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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