with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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