operation harelip BJ is a go
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I'm too high and old for this...
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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