When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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