Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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